http://mutualscrew.com/
[tick list] piano songs to learn
I like to challenge myself. I also like the stuff Yann Tiersen makes. A little sheet music and a free piano later, I’ve got a new challenge. I’m going to learn hard-ass songs and master them. They’re both part of the Amelie soundtrack.
First order of business:
comptine d’un autre été l’après midi (someone else playing it)
I can pretty much play this whole thing. The faster right hand part is tough to time, but I can do it. I’m happy enough with it to move on to the next one.
Next mission:
La Valse d ‘Amelie (someone else playing it)
This one is WAY harder. I love challenges.
Coleman Pinnacle FAIL
http://fineartamerica.com/featured/1-coleman-pinnacle-gene-ritchhart.html
…Jared was right! That is *clearly* Mt. Shuksan!
FAIL.
If I had to rescue you from a crevasse fall
This week, I got the chance to teach a group of students how to carry out a two-person crevasse rescue scenario. The great part of sharing this with a student is the solidification of the skills in my own mind. It’s true that if you really desire to learn something, you will teach it to someone. It got me thinking though. If I was climbing with you and you fell into some icy abyss, what’s the shortest path to getting out of the situation?

Dan, Me, and Fabien go over the system and ways to improvise it. Photo Credit: Drew Ettinger
Let’s assume I’m the leader and I’m above you. We’re on a glacier and I’ve just crossed a sketchy section with possible crevasse fall potential. I could have belayed you, but we are in the middle of some simul climb and we decided to roll the dice. it doesn’t work out, and you snag your crampon on your pant leg and go over backwards, sliding toward the hole. At the same instant I hear “Falling!”, the rope goes tight and I go down with it. I have two pieces of pro available; my axe and a picket. Here’s how it goes down.
- I self-arrest to catch your fall. Using my axe and my feet, I dig into a wide-footed stance while straddling the rope. The force is perpendicular to my waistline. I make absolutely sure you are done falling down and orient myself accordingly.
- I yell to you. Are you able to self-rescue? If you are, we try that. If not, I probably have to raise you. Let’s assume I get no response. That means I’m raising you.
- Do I have anything else on my body to use as an anchor? Here is the potential list: pickets, ice screws, flukes, bollards, buried backpack, buried poles, buried rocks, v-threads (yeah right)…
- First order of business is to get free from the load line. I do this by hammering in my best piece (my axe, let’s say), unclipping my already-rigged waist prusik from my hardpoints, then clipping that prusik to my piece of gear.
- Once I’ve clipped that prusik to an anchor, I can slowly slide toward the load and transition the load onto the single anchor point via that prusik. The load has now been transferred.
- There are a few options here. I could add to the anchor or just hammer in another piece and start building the 3-1 hauling system. I’ll do the latter.
- I untie from my short tie-in and flake my kiwi coil.
- I hammer in the picket and integrate it with my axe anchor. How about using a sliding-x?
- Clip a locker to the powerpoint of the sliding-x.
- Clip a pulley to that locker, feeding the load line through the pulley. Pulley is on the non-loaded side of the load line.
- run down near the crevasse lip, rig a prusik, clip a pulley/beiner to that prusik and run the line through it.
- I now have a 3-1. The rope comes from the victim, to a prusik holding the whole shit-show, around a pulley, down to another pulley on a prusik on the load line, then back to my hands.
- I pull like a crazy bastard.
There are a couple helpful tips that most students overlook.
- Tie-in with a clean knot very close to your hardpoints. This gives you maximum room to work.
- Always climb on glaciers with at least a waist prusik rigged. Connect to the rope just past your tie-in knot and make sure it’s a short one.
- Get creative with anchors. Remember that ice screws can make v-threads if you need them. Pickets can be a deadman.
- Ice axes make great initial anchors…usually.
- ALWAYS use a kiwi coil. It’s money in the bank.
- If you can manage to stay calm, you are already ahead of the game. Don’t let a fall surprise you.
In reality, if you’re on a 2-man team and your partner eats it, you’re pretty screwed. If you can pull this off, you are a total stud and deserve lots of beer and hot dates. Either climb with three people that can do this, or know your partner really well.
My big rant about planning alpine climbs and avalanche danger
This trip report bleeds from the normal banter and into a rant. As bad as it sounds, I’m trying to be constructive with my criticism.
Just to put it in perspective, on an outing that normally gets a location assignment with no issues, it boiled down to a flip of a coin in the parking lot of the Northgate Park and Ride at 6:00 AM on the morning we were leaving!
What went wrong:
- An avalanche expert spoke in class the earlier that week and proceeded to scare the shit out of all the students.
- I gave the students the ability to choose the locations for plan A as well as plan B.
- I asked everyone to pay close attention to the weather data for the area and base their decision on it. Everybody read the NWAC report and went solely off that.
- Because nobody could make a decision, we resorted to flipping a coin at 6am Saturday to find a location.
- I failed miserably to re-apply sunblock and now look like a lobster.
- I put my bindings on backwards TWICE.
- We opted to make this a ski touring outing, which compromised members’ ability to realize the importance of *just covering the class material*
What went right:
- The weather was BEAUTIFUL.
- The snow cave was plush
- The students are competent mountaineers on their way to becoming good at what they do.
- The local avalanche danger was much lower than anticipated.
- The beer was cold when we got back to the lot.
Planning – why you shouldn’t wait until the last minute
None of us are as dumb as all of us.
-from a demotivators poster
I’ve worked in groups all my life. The one thing I know is that the size of a group is inversely proportional to the group’s ability to make quick and informed decisions. We made a decision on Artist Point outside Mt. Baker Ski Area as plan A and plan B was up in the air. Members were told to disqualify plan A on factors such as avalanche danger and weather. The weather was beautiful everywhere, so that didn’t discredit any one location. The relative avalanche danger was estimated to be similar all the way down the cascade crest. It turns out that there were actually other factors group members were basing their decisions on including, proximity to Seattle, familiarity, and skiability of terrain. This is fine, but it wasn’t mentioned up-front, hence we have a 49-thread email on the matter. All we had to do was make these concerns prioritized and known up-front.
There is a mutually exclusive relationship between those who define their own work and those who have their work defined by someone else. Falling halfway between is a recipe for disaster, and it is sprinkled all over the human decision-making element of the climbing world. This is what kills people on alpine climbs. They fuck up the planning and wander out into the wild with unsound minds and no backup strategies. We observed that here, where no single person took the lead and challenged assertions. Instead, everyone threw out a suggestion (often with little or no explanation) and argued over it. This is not only bad style, but bad leadership on (I believe) my part for not just stepping up and forcing people to just trust me. That’s hard though, when you don’t know me and I understand that.
It is not only bad style, it is annoying to not know the location you will be climbing! We have to buy maps. We have to watch the weather. We have to tell our girlfriend where we will be going. If you want to make a decision in the parking lot on the morning of the event, please realize you are throwing most of your planning time and money out the window. In my book, that isn’t acceptable solely based on these facts.
relative avalanche danger – qualify your assertions!
I think my biggest problem is getting people to qualify their assertions. This tendency manifested itself in this outing. We had a 49-page email thread that ultimately went nowhere. Here are some things I heard.
we just need to watch the avvy conditions
OK. Yeah we need to watch the avalanche conditions. What do you mean? Checking NWAC, trip reports, personal experience, direct on-site observation, or all of the above? What is your specific concern?
There’s no way I’m getting on a slope this weekend.
“a slope?” Quantify that. Do you mean traveling on one or below it? What angle or range of angles is most suspect?
It’s going to be unsafe on open slopes everywhere.
Everywhere? Really? That is an all-inclusive word and its connotations lead one to believe that there is *no alternative*, which isn’t always true. What other places might it be unsafe and why?
Let’s build a pit to see if it’s dangerous or not.
It’s a sliding scale; There is no “completely safe” or “dangerous” condition. It’s a mixed bag and it’s not whether it’s dangerous or not. It’s how bad it could possibly be and the relevance to your planned use of that terrain. I know what you meant, but the concept of a sliding scale and the amount of uncertainty need to be taken into consideration.
If you can qualify your assertions and convince me, I’ll think hard about changing my mind. Otherwise, it’s always an option *not* to climb with the people you find dangerous.
Argonaut Peak – NW Arete, II, 5.6
Saturday-Sunday – June 7-9 2008
Student: Emily Vinding Nyden, Matt Wetzel
Instructors: Carter Nelson, Bill Booth
Route: Argonaut Peak, NW Arete (5.6)
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/26657904@N08/sets/72157605554197944/
More Pics: http://picasaweb.google.com/MJWetzel/Argonaut
The Route:
We left the badass-refrigerator-equipped-full-of-delicious-beer van at 8:30 AM Sunday and were at the base of the snowfield (yay no slide alder!) at 11:30 AM. Emily and Matt did a good job of getting off the Stuart trail and through the trees/boulders to the base of the snowfield. We noted the wind and possible crappy weather blowing in and decided as a group to kick steps up the coulior to the notch at the base of the NW Arete for the bivy. The snow ended up being bitchin’ styrofoam (man I wish I had my snowboard) snow and we had no problems getting to the ridge. We roped up for a few pitches of ridge scrambling due to the fact that it was all icy choss with death fall potential on either side of the ridge, plus it was gusting to about 40.
Carter/Jared/Brad/Dan did a good job of going on this climb last year and making us a sweet bivy spot right at the start of the route. We were in bed by 8:00 and decided we didn’t have to get up that early since we had a ton of daylight and the rock would be warmer later in the morning.
By morning the wind had died down and the sun was out all day. The route actually has a 5.6 move on at least every pitch and we were all amped to have rock shoes. Emily and Matt climbed well. Carter assisted in making sure we were on-route since he had been on it before. We got box seats for shows on Ice Cliff glacier and Colchuck’s summit. There were people crawling all over everything.
Descending:
The descent for this carryover went a little like this: scramble rock for 50 meters, steep snow traverse for 100 meters, 30 meter rap, scramble another 50, steep coulior to flat snow.
Bill rappelled last. When he pulled the rope, it was eaten by this crack. (http://www.cascadeclimber.com/Argonaut_NW_Arete_Jens_rapping_the_hand-jamb_pitch_July_8_2002.jpg)
After a surprisingly low amount of expletives he tied in to the middle of the rope, had Carter put him on belay and led up to free his rope. It took about 15-20 minutes and he was pretty happy about the whole ordeal. It would have been nice to throw one of the students under the bus here, but it was Bill’s rope so he felt entitled to it. Emily and Matt had climbed below to scope out the steep descent in the South-East-ish coulior. Everyone plunge-stepped down the coulior without incident. It was about 6:00pm by the time we started traversing to colchuck col.
We glissaded almost the entire col down to Colchuck lake. Emily barfed. Carter and Matt hauled wookie to the car and Emily and Bill showed up around 10:40 pm. We probably would have shaved two hours off our arrival time if we’d been quicker on the climbing.
And that’s the difference between Gustav’s and a Chevron dinner. =/
